Two words. Unicorn poop. Bet you thought I was gonna say random shit, right? Well you were sadly mistaken :\
I'm a weirdo. You're a weirdo.
LETS CELEBRATE!!
Read the damn book
The book of random shtick that I will probably update the most because I made it as an excuse to write in a book as constant as possible on wattpad and if you tried to read this out loyd you probably could not say it in one breath without involuntarily taking a breath.... I think my thumb grew a muscle when I wrote this. xD.