A Package of Saltines

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Parts 27
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Reads 307
Votes 55
Parts 27
Time 20m

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Meet Cracker Wilson. Is that his name? Absolutely. Cursed with the nickname "saltine" and gifted with bad luck, he goes through quite a lot. Who doesn't want to watch a 27-year-old man completely fall apart?All Rights Reserved

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