This is a poem I made at around 3 am after discovering my hatred (okay, that's an exaggeration) for Herbert on Club Penguin after replaying the PSA missions on Club Penguin Rewritten. Like damn if you want to find somewhere warm to live just leave the island. We never asked you to come here. Also we never officially defeated him when the original Club Penguin was around which annoys me. (If you want me to include only my penguin and background+pin [so like not the coins and stamp number and stuff] in the picture [not the cover], just let me know in a comment and I'll edit it.) Update May 24, 2022: My hatred for Herbert has only grown since writing this. Also I can't edit my playercard anymore because CPR shut down. Oh, and apparently there was a typo that I didn't notice for two years and just managed to fix. That's cool. *IMPORTANT: There's a mirror site called teenfic (dot) net copying and pasting basically every story on Wattpad and it's been doing this since 2020; I wouldn't visit the site because there could be malware/viruses and NSFW advertisements, but just know that if you do go there and see my stuff it wasn't posted by me! The only place I've published my stuff so far is here on Wattpad and on AO3.*