"I'm not here to entertain you. We're not friends. This is already a punishment, I'd rather not have it worsened by a little gay boy who thinks he's on vacation."
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Harry's an optimist. Any crimes that he may or may not have committed, well, he believes it's for the greater good. Until he gets caught, and the federal government decides to test-run their new system they've implemented by banishing him to a deserted island. Even then, he tells himself to look on the bright side. At least he has a few other criminals to spend his time with who are equally as corrupt.
Except the one that he's taken a particular liking to, a well known hitman who goes by the name of Louis, has developed somewhat of a hatred for him.
Harry figures, though, that with six criminals, the forces of nature, and all the time in the world, he has the perfect chance to change that.