welcome to the United Kingdom
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you don't like having roommates? Try having bodymates. These are the wacky misadventures of the English Isles, England, Scotland, northern Ireland, and the Red Dragon of the family, Wales.
this is not a overall story, but a collection of different funny events that come with having to share a body.
there will not be regular updates
This is not canon to my story 'where the fallen countries go' but obeys the same rules
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