Bad And Good Luck Charms

I am 100% bad luck. Being born on July 13 on a Friday just confirms it. The day I was born was also a 25% of the bad luck. 7 pounds and 13 ounces is a 25% of the bad luck. Not able to breath or cry for 13 seconds after birth is also a 25% of the bad luck. So where does the last 25% leave us? Yes! 13 days after my delivery date. All my life I've faced the worst situations every. At seven months i said my first word which was 13. At the age of four, I got hurt during a soccer game at the last 13 minutes. At the age of eight, I got a q-tip stuck in my right ear and the 13:00 pm or 1 O'clock pm. The same thing happened on the 13th day of the same month the next year but in my left ear. On my 13th birthday, i got braces and started wearing glasses. I've had enough of this 13 bad luck number. This year i am starting high school and would do anything to avoid these accidents that keep happening. For the next five months there seem to not be any problem. But I bumped into a guy on the 13th second of the 13th hour of the 13th day on the 13th incident. Oh god this is not happening! But what if this guy is the only good luck charm that could save my life? Or what if he is the devil himself ascending from hell itself to punish me? well we are about to find out...