Simpsons Nipping At Your Nose
- Reads 37
- Votes 0
- Parts 1
A fic outlining the hypothetical first episode of my AU I discuss in my tumblr blog: @simpsonssitcom
For those who haven't seen the blog: it's 5 years in the "future," in that all the characters are 5 years older than in canon, but it's still set in modern day because of a floating timeline. The basic idea is: since the show is so bloated and self-contradictory now, what if we cherry-picked a selection of timeline details from the original show and made a reboot, trying to keep within guidelines of an internally consistent world? It only picks from the first 30 seasons and is initially set in late 2019, ignoring details from season 31 and onwards.
All Rights Reserved
#292
christmas
Join the largest storytelling communityGet personalized story recommendations, save your favourites to your library, and comment and vote to grow your community.
You may also like
The Story Of Marco's 15th Year and Beyond(Discontinued)
2024: Look ive logged in after like 5 years and cringed to nearly death that i want to do various things after seeing that this exists and now my girlfriends wants to read this and i want to perish immediately so if you read this do not expect anything all im doing is changing the description and publishing the drafts of the deleted story. please do not comment i do not want to further my suffering ___ DISCONTINUED.... (2024: its been discontinued for 5 years lmao) :(Complete
Isekaid as a Cannon Fodder (Moriarty the patriot fanfic)
*note: this is a crackfic/ shtposting fanfic and i won't be really serious with this compared to my previous fanfics. i wrote and posted it here just for fun and excuse the errors in the text for reasons explained above. If you don't want to read it, i won't force you. p.s.: it's gonna be BL ^v^* "I didn't ask for this." "Why is this happening to me?!" Who would've thought that I, a seventeen year old high schooler, gets isekai-ed to one of my favorite manga and light novel, Yuukoku no Moriaty, or Yuumori. And I still haven't read the update yet, dammit. Now, I have to survive in the body of a certain cannon fodder without making them look suspicious. I don't even have any buff with me. Wish me luck T^T. warning: mature language used, (might write spicy scenes buuuttt idk ehe) MTP crackfic. not serious and this is more like an extra story revolving OG William. Ship is with another male oc buuttt..... might think of involving Moran at some point. Disclaimer: I do not own yuukoku no moriarty, only the fanfic, ocs and art.
You will be my Revenge (A SwanQueen Story) (OLD VERSION)
THERE IS A NEW VERSION TO THIS STORY I RECOMMEND READING THAT ONE. ----- The Evil Queen has been waiting for her revenge for way too long. So as word spreads that Snow White is about to have a daughter she makes a plan to finally destroy her most hated Enemy. Using a Time Spell Regina wakes up 20 years later to finally set her plan into motion. Princess Emma is becoming 18 (yes 18 years old, 20 years after the Charming's had their first child c: ) after today and her parents are throwing her a huge ball, mainly so she will finally pick a husband. Her childhood hasn't been easy, her parents were overprotective and she has never actually seen the outside world. No one would have thought the ball would and Emma's 18th birthday would be the day the Evil Queen made her grand return and kidnaps the princess. But was the Evil Queen really prepared for the influence of the blond? Or will their lives both get turned upside down? Well I guess you'll just need to read it to find out. (You don't necessarily need to have watched OUAT to understand it but it is still based on that show though the curse never happened.) ---- This story is finished but in the process of being edited: As of March 16, 2021: I am in the process of revising this story and will replace the old version here as soon as possible. This with the background that I noticed that a lot of details are missing, that many things are described in a very strange way and it's very poorly written in some parts (I mean I wrote this like one and a half year ago so back off I'll fix it now xD). As of March 17, 2021: I'm also going to add a few chapters and change the end so yeah c: As of March 27, 2021: The First three chapters of the The version are posted and the rest will follow soon. ----Complete![The Demigod and The Originals [Book One]](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/223011571-256-k196627.jpg)
The Demigod and The Originals [Book One]
You're a demigod, a daughter of Thor. Being a demigod makes you pretty much immortal. No one knows why for sure, your mother has told you that a witch in New Orleans may have the answers as to why you were born, and has more information about your true father. But when you arrive in New Orleans, there is a war brewing between the vampires, werewolves, and witches of New Orleans. Somehow you play into ending the war with your ascension or the destruction of the city with your death. That is when you come across the oldest vampire family in the world. Klaus sets out to use you to take back the city from Marcel when his family and the supernatural factions find out who you are when you are caught in the cross fire of a fight between the Marcel's vampires and Elijah Mikaelson, which causes you to be injured to the point of death, you are healed and brought back to life by your father and acquiring Mjiolnir in the process, which seemed to find you in that moment. Soon you find yourself capturing the attention of Niklaus and Elijah Mikaelson. But you also capture the attention of the youngest Mikaelson brother when he arrives into town. [Read and enjoy! Please feel free to leave feedback.] [DISCLAIMER: I do not own any characters related to The Originals.] [In this fanfiction, Hayley is there, but she isn't pregnant. Also I'll have some of the dialogue and scenes from the show, but majority will have my own spin on it. Also, this is my first fanfiction like this, so please bare with me. I will also try to update as often as I can. The werewolves will play a key part in my next book, that will be a continuation of this one.] [Completed May 2020]Complete
Book 6: Fabled Songs
Note: 6a was inspired by FnF by Newgrounds. Recap: 6a Timeline 1.5 Ruby found Timeline 1.0 Jack in the Sundriverse, managing to mistake him for 1.5 Jack. When 1.0!Jack comes to, he is at a monster's home. What types of adventures will this go into? Find out. It is recommended to check out my Youtube for the full Osts of this book, although... this is kinda inspired by Friday Night Funkin. 6A will cover as to why the timeline is like how it is 6B will cover the fairytale version of things. I don't want this to be a mod. Disclaimers (?): -I haven't really read any fairytales in an excruciatingly long time, nor even heard of any new ones. The only one i'm focusing on is a little based on Jack and the beanstalk. However, I am and will try(ing) to practice in putting more chapters in preparation for book 12. Remember: I have done the first Cycle (seasons) out of order. The order I did them is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 10A, 11, 10B(R), 6, 8, and 12. Next season will hopefully not be out of order... ok maybe except for 1. 14, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19 and 20. -Obviously, do not read these out of order... or... do whatever - I'm not your boss. I am attempting to make 8's and 6's scripts as if they are made in-order. If not, then Ima need some help in criticism. Or... just read them in order as how I published it. Also, Might do a Pim-related side story. Who's Pim? Ok buddy, go read books 4 and 5. - In exchange for more chapters for this book, I might be lowering the amount of words used to it, or they might be at least 1000, which is the normal word count for my books (hey, don't go peeking in book 3 just because it's way over that number). They might or might not be the same for upcoming book 12. Creation date: 03/08/20Complete![[OLD VERSION] Book 2: Future | Dog Man Dead Petey AU](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/358181944-256-k534199.jpg)
[OLD VERSION] Book 2: Future | Dog Man Dead Petey AU
March 2024 edit: I am not that proud of how the first few chapters turned out and I would prefer to rewrite them some time. They are not my *best* work, but they are not that bad. I just wish I could have improved them. - Only posted on Wattpad. The sequel to my Dog Man AU! Or.. prequel? No, just kidding. Parts of it just acts like one. - It's been 7½ years since the last story. Everything is going well, perfect, if you might say- Sid has finished college and is finally getting a career started, Sydney has a small job in mechanics and is now getting along with Zuzu, and Peter exists. But something's.. off. Not off, but.. off? It's everything that Sid's worked for, they deserve this, but.. it's just off. It doesn't help that it's back. The.. feeling. It's back. It's not good. It feels worse. It'll be okay. They can do this, Sid can do this. Everyone. Will be okay. -Complete
I Happen to Have a Very Nice Fountain Pen - An AWAE Continuation
Season 4 AND 5! I can't stand the fact we wont (as for now) be having new episodes to look forward to so I've written my own version of how I would do it. This is based off of L.M. Montgomery's Anne of Green Gables and the Netflix adaptation Anne with an "E." I do not own anything!! I've tried my best to make it as similar to the writing of the show and characters. I know I'm still a long shot off, but I didn't try to divert from the original lessons, tasks, morals, etc. I'd love some feedback on how to improve!Complete
The Devil's Angel
It was a Sunday night, family night for the Greens. They were playing a board game when it happened. At exactly 11:11 pm; a time for wishes, a sixteen year old girl wished for true love one day. At that exact moment her window smashed and something flew into her room. It was a flock of them; they attracted the house and only took one thing: the girl. She remembers it clearly, the way she screamed scared out of her mind. The way it grabbed her waist and took off. She remembers screaming for help but no one came to her rescue. Oh how she wishes that she left her safety knife in her room. Then they would be safe. Her family! She just hopes they were fine, but the conclusion that she was taken says that her family would be back to normal soon. She sighs and thinks over her life. From a little kid she was always the loner. But her family loved her to death. It all changed when she turned ten. The world was changing. She remembers the exact day at the exact time. Her birthday; she calls it the hell day. Something bad always happens on her birthday and that year was the worst so far. On February 20/2020 at exactly 2:20 On the news they had let out the horrible announcement. Scientist's experiments had gone wrong. They call them the "Stone Devils". They were escaping from the labs and into our world. Made of stone and all male. Winged creatures that come into the night. Steal and kill their prey. That's what she heard but she didn't believe it until a few nights ago. (kinda like the movie Warm Bodies)Complete
RWBY Through Worlds
A RWBY story [This story picks up in the middle of volume 6 and is a rewrite/alternate ending to the show] Oscar Pine has just officially hit rock bottom. He's learned the truth about Ozpin, and his team is stuck in Argus, unable to go forward. On top of this, Oscar now fears he will lose his very soul to the ancient curse that ties him to Ozpin. But in the midst of his despair, he unexpectedly meets two strangers who just seem to appear in Argus. They have a pretty wild story, that they're not from the world of Remnant, but the only beings Oscar knows of who can leave the world are the gods. They claim they can help him break his curse and perhaps save Remnant. Oscar, out of options, decides to accept their help, and sets in motion a series of impossible events that will cumulate in confronting Salem herself, in her own fortress. Along the way, they recruit unexpected allies such as Winter Schnee, Raven Branwen, Emerald Sustrai, Mercury Black, and many others. They also uncover secrets about Ozpin that even the lamp couldn't show them, and they just might change everything they thought they knew about Remnant. (This story will deviate heavily from canon, including in ships and character deaths, I decided to tell it my own way, and I don't expect it to be everyone's flavor, but I do promise it's interesting. I love RWBY's original concept and did my best to write with that in mind. All canon events before volume 6 are the same, everything after the Argus arc will be slightly different, and everything after Atlas will be my own invention.)Complete![[DISCONTINUED] 𝐈𝐌𝐏✤𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑! | Dream x Reader x Nightmare](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/242963385-256-k622094.jpg)
[DISCONTINUED] 𝐈𝐌𝐏✤𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑! | Dream x Reader x Nightmare
EDIT JULY 2024 Never read this like ever. It's so cringe and so vile, I'm below it. Please read my other works on AO3 under the same handle (purplepercie) because Imposter! literally sucks. Focus on something better with your time 😭 EDIT MARCH 2023 FOR INFO AS TO WHY THIS WAS DISCONTINUED, REFER TO THE LAST CHAPTER OF THIS FIC AND READ THE FIRST SEVEN PARAGRAPHS (this includes the little one sentence breaks)! You can read the others but it's since become sort of outdated info so I don't recommend. Shrug. OG DESCRIPTION: 𝐜𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐦𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐛𝐲 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 , 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐮𝐜𝐡 ━━━ 𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐚𝐬 : 𝐲𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐡 𝐰𝐚𝐫 ━━━ 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐬𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 ! ━━━ 𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞: 𝐩𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝: 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝: ✦ 𝐚𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 : 𝟐𝟐,𝟎𝟎𝟎+ ❥ 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐂𝐓. 𝟑𝐑𝐃 , 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟎 (𝘾𝘾 ) 𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙍𝙄𝘽. 𝙉𝙊𝙉𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙈. 𝙎𝙃𝘼𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙇𝙄𝙆𝙀Complete
2024: Look ive logged in after like 5 years and cringed to nearly death that i want to do various things after seeing that this exists and now my girlfriends wants to read this and i want to perish immediately so if you read this do not expect anything all im doing is changing the description and publishing the drafts of the deleted story. please do not comment i do not want to further my suffering ___ DISCONTINUED.... (2024: its been discontinued for 5 years lmao) :(
More detailsContent Guidelines