An eccentric comedy about space, and the Dipsh**s that end up in it. This hyper-self-aware comedy of stupid proportions centers around Captain William T Lawg (no relation) and his adventures as a guy who managed to afford a refitted soft-top icecream truck in space, in a universe where that's shockingly common. His trusty crew of valiant randos, Marley the tech-bro stoner spacebunny, Duffy the plump and sassy female mechanic, Roy the frigging fabulous Android, and also that other chick is there. Ride with the crew of the notorious Tast-E-Chill to a world of wonder that a lot of other space travelers have already been before, but probably not Lawg, so it's still exciting. with a crew of 3-5 and an IQ of also probably 3-5, The captain putters along to uncharted lands, where history, loot, drama, innuendos of the sexual verity, and various technicolor hoes shall surely be waiting, usually with some form of trap. Prepare yourself for shallow adventure, moderately offensive and overwhelmingly childish scenarios as the crew battle impossible odds, fierce enemies, lack of food and survival tape, and occasionally their own incompetence. Romance, Politics, Originality, this sucker has none of those, and it darn well knows it. raise the sails and grab the rails as a bunch of dipsh**s find themselves...IN SPACE.
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Yautja x Reader
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Dee lived a repetitive life, a test subject in a facility, simply a part of a program she was born into. She longed for anything other than constant testing, day in day out. She ended up getting a lot more than she bargained for when she accidentally stowed away on the ship of one of the universe's most dangerous beings.
When she ends up on Yautja Prime, alongside an entire clan of the aliens who hunted her species, will she even survive a day?
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🔞Content warnings: Mature language (swearing), scenes of sexual nature and violence, mentions of physical and emotional abuse, mentions of neglect, mentions of death🔞
❗️Not all of the information in this story is canon about the Yautja universe, I get my canon information from a guide on ao3! Some words and information will be made up!❗️
Copyright goes to their respective owners for the Yautja franchise, I only own my characters!