Here We Go Again

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Reads 39
Votes 5
Parts 1
Time <5 mins

I suck at grammar so I'm sorry. The writing is probably pretty mediocre, and the story might be lacking in logic. But most of my stories lack in logic. Also, this story contains some strong language. Not because it add to the story, but because I really like swearing.

Anyway, here's a description:
Lauren and her friends are just your average neighborhood kids. They raid the local grocery store, hang out at the public swimming pool, and ride their bikes around (well, most of them do). As Lauren and her friends plan schemes such as selling meth to the entire neighborhood and potentially sacrificing squirrels to Cthulhu, they realize that life is mediocre at best.

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Thu, May 21, 2020

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Chapter One
Thu, May 21, 2020

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