Please Don't Hurt Me (**and OMG GURLZ LOVE STORY)

Did you do it on purpose? Well don’t just stand there answer me. See I knew you didn’t love me at all. But tell me this before I kick you out of my house. Who came first? Oh she did. And I was just an experiment to you. You have 3 seconds to get out of my house before I escort you personally with my foot up your-

Do you wanna know what happens. Well read on to see.