I'd bet you anything that I'm the biggest liar on the planet. I've been telling lies since I was four and I'm nineteen now. What's your record?
Ever since mom died, people have done what I said if I looked them in the eye. But whenever I do it, I feel physical pain. It's getting old now, and though I can't control it, I just don't look anyone in the eye. There's always been multiple copies of my eldest brother running around. My eldest sister seems to do everything better than anyone else. My two youngest siblings are always in sync, like they can speak telepathically to each other.
What a bunch.