Dead and Horny
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  • Reads 17,508
  • Votes 471
  • Parts 12
  • Time 10h 24m
Complete, First published May 22, 2020
Mature
Killed by a necromancer and transformed into a zombie, the one thing Dana can never do is die and be reunited with the love of her life. However, when a naga gives her a list of magic items that may undo her curse, she sets off on a cross-country journey with the succubus Lily and a mimic named Tick Tock to retrieve them.

However, an ancient order of peace keepers is also after the magic. To make matters worse, Lily is having nightmares about her mysterious past, which is made all the more frightening by the fact that succubi don't have dreams of their own.

A spin-off of the erotic-fantasy epic, Home for Horny Monsters, this story contains action, violence, erotic encounters, and acts as an expansion of the Horny Monsters Universe. Chapters will publish once a month, but can be read in advance on my Patreon. 

*Note: This spin-off of Home for Horny Monsters takes place during the events of Book 3. Reading HFHM is not mandatory to the story, but reading book two of HFHM is recommended for full enjoyment*
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Monster Stories (Melancholic Euphoria's Tumblr Stories)

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A selection of stories can be found on my Tumblr Blog under 'itstheendofthegoddamnworld' or 'Melancholic Euphoria'. Do you like monsters? Monsters guys and gals with tragic backstories and being misunderstood and unloved? Then you'll love these collections of stories that involve them getting some love in this reader inserted book. *Stories are updated regularly on my Tumblr blog, then added on Wattpad. Moodboards and stories are made by me. I owe the monsters, moodboards/aesthetics and stories, I don't own you.