There! Right There! (Gay or European): A Nico di Angelo Song One-Shot

"This man is gay AND European!"
A funny one-shot that goes along with the song There! Right There! from Legally Blonde. The author had this idea while doing something completely random. So, you're welcome. You'll never read something as quite as... exotic as this one-shot.
The lyrics will be changed to go along with the setting.
Nikos is Nico (duh).
Carlos is Will.
Elle is Annabeth (I did this on purpose. All you Legally Blonde fans know why ;).)
(ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS WERE CHOSEN SOMEWHAT RANDOMLY)
Emmett is Percy.
Callahan is Jason.
Warner is Frank.
Vivienne is Piper.
Enid is Hazel.
Brooke is Leo (ahhh sorry).
Judge is Reyna (sorry, had to get her in here somehow).
...Ms. Wyndham is Thalia.
This is kind of saying "fuck you" to all Thalico shippers. But it's silently winking at Reynico shippers.
All rights go to Uncle Rick and whoever made Legally Blonde.