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Funny and cheesy pick up lines can show you as relatively funny and sociable person. However, be careful when using them, especially the dirty ones. Some people may consider you funny and sociable but others may see you as low on trustworthiness and intelligence.

However, this doesn't mean that these pick up lines won't work, there are certainly plenty of funny lines that are considered quite charming. If you're going to use them to wow someone, make sure that you won't interrupt his/her conversation with others as no pick up line can save you.

Here I have listed 400 funny and cheesy (corny) pick up lines and 100 dirty ones. Pick and choose!Alle Rechte vorbehalten

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Maybe it's Destiny [needs MAJOR editing] von bellamy-blake

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