LIBRO HUMOR - Protection Squad Edition
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Last published Sun, May 31, 2020
e insomma io (cherry) e quella rincretinata di mana abbiamo deciso di aprire sto libro humor perchè a quanto pare siamo le uniche che fanno qualcosa de produttivo qua. Qui ci sarà tutta o quasi la protection squad, con battute squallide prese a casissimo da siti cinesi brutti. Altre battute invece sono ricavate dal dark web. Ensomma andate a leggere tanto alla fine si muore perchè è un libro bellissimo.
obvs scherzo scriveranno anche le altre a volte lol.
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