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Harry Potter Crack (1)

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Reads 520,221
Votes 15,465
Parts 54
Time 15m

Ilovefanfics344

Basically what the title says... It contains original and non-original incorrect quotes. Hope you enjoy it!

DISCLAIMER;
The Harry Potter characters do not belong to me, neither do any places mentioned unless stated otherwise. The artwork is not mine. Quotes are not original unless stated otherwise.

I have other stories in this series, which are the exact same thing but different quotes. I hope to see you there!All Rights Reserved

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One Night - Drarry

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