Utterly and completely useless facts that everyone should know.
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Last published Tue, Dec 2, 2014
Do you ever find yourself needing to start a conversation but don't know how? Useless facts that no one knows are perfect for that. Since they really have no other purpose. Other than the fact that you are automatically becoming smarter by knowing things someone else doesn't. Just saying.
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