Quarantine is threatening Donald and Mike's relationship even more than their internalized homophobia. How will they find love, when Mike is sending himself to gay-away sleep-away camp and Trump is too busy looking at underage girls in dressing rooms from six feet away? Even if love finds away, how will the media find out? And what will people think? A lot of things are riding on these two dumb bitches, but if they had to change anything, they would want it no other way.