when i was an egg i ate four dozen eggss
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Last published Mon, Jun 8, 2020
Cyborg Onceler has survived extinctions, nukes, and dozens of assassination attempts by his own family, so a few locals of where he's expanding his company to should be no big deal. That is, until he meets someone special. He was just passing by a bar when he heard someone talking about eating an unacceptable amount of eggs. From there, a relationship blossoms. But will their love blossom, or will the flame in their hearts burn down the world?
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