Outliers Uzumaki

Hi you may have recognized my surname, right?

Uzumaki

Yeah, that's all anyone ever sees when they see me. Because of course who wouldn't know about the Oh-so-important hokage and his delinquent son. Heh, yeah right. I bet you've never herd anything about Hinata or Himwari or the fact that Hinata's a terrible parent.

Or the fact that she has two other children,

Surprise. She has depth! What a wonder.
I guess if you're managed to live deep enough under a rock not to know about all of their scandals, bunch of celb horseshit if you ask me,

And well, you did since you're reading this.

Let me fill you in.

You curious yet?
Do you want to read about the stupidly complex family tree of Hinata and her dumber than fuck husband?

I hope you like gossip and trashy monologue