The Conditioner Bottle
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Sry this is a cursed story
Note: Inspired by the conditioner bottle 911 call lol, and this was a collab with @yummykermit
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Kirishima is 25 years old and has finally become the hero he's always dreamed of being. At the annual Hero Gala, he bumps into a shy beautiful woman whose sweet caring disposition instantly draws him in. After beginning to fall for Ahri Amajiki, he stumbles upon a surprise he was not expecting. He meets a small boy named Eitarou who shares his spikey black hair and bright red eyes. Will Eijiro Kirishima be sturdy enough to be the lover Ahri needs? 🍋 Filled with incredibly sweet shark-toothed smiles, adorably manly moments, and a surprisingly dominant bedroom Eijiro. 🍋Bakusquad members and their love lives intertwined throughout adding extra fun side stories!! Book contains🔞: 🍋 Lemons, NSFW, smut, sex, swearing, public sex, kinks, masturbation, alcohol consumption, and other mature topics. 🍋Every chapter that contains lemons is marked, but each chapter is filled with flirting because it's a love story after all 🥰
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