School Jokes!
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Last published Sun, Jan 1, 2017
This book is full of jokes about school! I might put some other stuff in there, but I'm not sure yet. If you would like me to put one or more of your jokes in there tell me and I will! Hope you like!! \(^)°(^)/
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