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Mayonnaise in the Closet

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May Carter is simply another normal teenager, with a few quirks of her own.

She hangs out with her quirky group of friends, has a quirky little family to deal with, and being a senior, has Finals and Prom -- among a lot of other things -- to worry about. Her life isn't how Hollywood has been depicting it is supposed to be. In other words, she is like you and I.

So, what will happen when she accidentally bumps into the resident bad boy of Atgree High, Red Duncan? Will he spare her, or does he have something else for her in his mind? And how will she deal with the constant attention she's been receiving from the barista-boy in the local cafe, who's name is literally Cupid?
 
No one:
Not even the Europeans when they colonized the whole world:
May Carter: Why on Earth am I surrounded by people with the weirdest names?

NOTE: This is not a cliche. Read at your own risk. :)All Rights Reserved

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My Star's Light is Overrated |✓ by -tangledthoughts

#10 in Humor 15/05/17 #29 in Teen Fiction 02/11/16 DISCLAIMER: I wrote this story when I was thirteen, so I'm sure that there are A TON of mistakes and plot holes. Reader's discretion is advisable. ❝Even through the cloudy nights of gloom and gray, it is a star's light that brings out a new Day❞ When a girl starts off a new school for the first time in her life, she obviously expects it to be far from sunshine and happiness. Especially if she's joined in the middle of the school year and used to be able to get up whenever she wanted, had her very own governess and lived out in the boonies. Not Day Winters. Meet the girl who defies logic of every kind, as she faces the real world for what it is despite holding a huge secret- that she is an online blogger with more than half of the world's population in love with her. This population however, isn't in love with Day, but her online form Starlight24. In an endless roller coaster of love, secrets, fights and friendship, Day is forced to accept the fact that even a Star's light will eventually burn out, and that even her own flame may flicker out into an overrated Daydream. ✨✨✨ © 2015 All rights reserved. [EXTENDED SUMMARY INSIDE]

Perfect mixture by tipsy_buttercup036

Hailey Ryans your cliche girl with an extremely pretty face and a good girl vibe but she's not even close to it. Excessively clumsy, unorganized, messy, uncoordinated, weird, always finds herself in trouble, embarrasses herself way too often, way too hyper, and the tendency to do stupid things like she has nine lives, Hailey's personality is a bit too much. To sum it all up, she's the perfect definition of a walking disaster. Jayden Brown - supposed to hate Hailey because of a certain incident but can't find it in himself. He's reserved, with only a few words here and there, she's a certified yapper. He's careful and organized, she's forgetful and careless. He keeps a cool head, well sometimes, but she's always stressed out. He's thoughtful and reasonable, she's well, super clumsy. He observes and studies, she's oblivious and next to dumb. They're polar opposites but maybe that's what he sees in her. The exact opposite of him. Associating with her definitely comes with disastrous consequences but what's fire for if not to play with it? A combination of both of them makes fire come alive but who knows? Maybe that's the perfect mixture.

I Made A Bet With The Bad Boy ✔️ by fantasticallymeg_

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Crossroads by AudenNyx

"You make me want to do things to you." He mumbles, his brown eyes never straying from mine. "What?" I whisper, nervous yet at the same time my heart pounds with excitement and anticipation. "Do you want to know what kind of things?" His low tone matches mine as he brings his face closer and I find myself robbed of speech due to our proximity. Taking my silence as his sign, he continues to lean closer. His lips caress my ear as he says "Things like this." Suddenly I feel something wet and thick being dumped onto my hair, soon the liquid drips down onto my shirt. Is that paint? Blue paint proceeds to slide down onto my shirt and my eyes widen when I hear Caleb howling with laughter. "Caleb fucking Carter!" I bellow and before I know it he breaks into a run, still laughing. ________________ Highest Rankings #1 - projectbadassgirls #1 - humor #8 - badboy

Secrets keeper by SnowWhite1309

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The Perks Of Falling For Your Bestfriend✔ by Anamtaa

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Forgotten ✓︎ by coffeeaddict17

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My Star's Light is Overrated |✓

#10 in Humor 15/05/17 #29 in Teen Fiction 02/11/16 DISCLAIMER: I wrote this story when I was thirteen, so I'm sure that there are A TON of mistakes and plot holes. Reader's discretion is advisable. ❝Even through the cloudy nights of gloom and gray, it is a star's light that brings out a new Day❞ When a girl starts off a new school for the first time in her life, she obviously expects it to be far from sunshine and happiness. Especially if she's joined in the middle of the school year and used to be able to get up whenever she wanted, had her very own governess and lived out in the boonies. Not Day Winters. Meet the girl who defies logic of every kind, as she faces the real world for what it is despite holding a huge secret- that she is an online blogger with more than half of the world's population in love with her. This population however, isn't in love with Day, but her online form Starlight24. In an endless roller coaster of love, secrets, fights and friendship, Day is forced to accept the fact that even a Star's light will eventually burn out, and that even her own flame may flicker out into an overrated Daydream. ✨✨✨ © 2015 All rights reserved. [EXTENDED SUMMARY INSIDE]