Mayonnaise in the Closet

May Carter is simply another normal teenager, with a few quirks of her own.

She hangs out with her quirky group of friends, has a quirky little family to deal with, and being a senior, has Finals and Prom -- among a lot of other things -- to worry about. Her life isn't how Hollywood has been depicting it is supposed to be. In other words, she is like you and I.

So, what will happen when she accidentally bumps into the resident bad boy of Atgree High, Red Duncan? Will he spare her, or does he have something else for her in his mind? And how will she deal with the constant attention she's been receiving from the barista-boy in the local cafe, who's name is literally Cupid?

No one:
Not even the Europeans when they colonized the whole world:
May Carter: Why on Earth am I surrounded by people with the weirdest names?

NOTE: This is not a cliche. Read at your own risk. :)