How does one even describe Dazai Osamu? Suicidal, annoying, genius, maniac, womaniser... Dazai is all of these things, and believe Chuuya when he says this, because he has known him for seven years after all. An investigation into their partner relationship, past and present. No romance. Friendship/Humour. Chuuya and Dazai. One-shot. --- "It's always good to know thy enemy." Dazai shrugged. He quickly judged the number and the formation of people to decide on the best way to get into the place. Chuuya also surveyed the enemy base and said, "Let's do Deception of the Lily." Dazai laughed and shook his head, "No, do Skies That Are Red instead." "What was that again...?" There were so many names that Dazai had come up with, and Chuuya could hardly remember every single thing. After a while, Chuuya's face visibly paled a few shades when he suddenly recalled what that actually meant. "Oh no, hell no, I refuse."