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Sands-of-Time
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Sands-of-Time
Ongoing, First published May 29, 2020
admsguideforthestupidcrapeveryonesaysandhottorespondtoitgodshelpmepleasehelpmethestupidshitmyplayersaytheyresodumbwhyme
so, I've started a new dnd campaign and there has been so much dumb shit that my players have said and we've only just started. I've decided to put all the chaotic sayings that they have said in here so you all can judge them and laugh with them and at me. : )
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