Catastrophic Events...
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  • Reads 107
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  • Parts 16
  • Time 58m
Ongoing, First published May 29, 2020
Mature
I didn't know how else to describe my book so I extracted a piece from one of the chapters. 🤗🥰😅

"I didn't... I didn't want a job but it was so hard to refuse an opportunity like that. So anyways... I  went to that coffee shop Fresh Bake and I ordered us 3 chocolate muffins and a blueberry muffin for myself and 2 coffees and a shake but so I decided to sit down and eat my muffin before I came home and the chocolate muffin tasted like shi-"

"Bri!language!" interrupts mom. 

"As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted.. The muffin tasted like shit and I just so happen to be sitting close to the counter and I accidentally said this muffin tastes worst than dog shit and I proceeded to lean over the counter to get their bin and spit that shit out and I goggled my mouth with coffee and I stole a napkin mom. "I say embarrassedly. 

" You did what Brianna! "she cackles while trying to reprimand me. 

" Mom! "I say..." That's not even the worst part... "and cover my face. 

" The head baker just happened to come out at that same exact moment and said who dares insult my delicious chocaltey goodness!?And I said who the fuck are you? And his like, I'm the head baker! Who are you!? Mom I mean it when I say I did not mean to laugh in his face. I couldn't keep it in! " I exclaim still feeling the heat." And after that I said well then I'm afraid to tell you Jerald, but you chose the wrong profession. "
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