A young horror author stumbles upon an old witch burning site, and wanting to find inspiration for his novels he goes to investigate; only to accidentally resurrect a long dead pagan witch from the 1500s who was wrongfully damned just for her beliefs. When hell sends a demon who's more like an annoying car salesman from the 1920s than a scary devil to bring her soul back hijinks ensues. As the unlikely trio learn to live and grow together they face challenges of self acceptance, bringing down thousands of years worth of religious bias, and navigating strange and, sometimes dangerous, worlds, all while they have to deal with each other's antics. [WARNING] This story has graphic parental abuse and mentions of rape, sexual abuse, and suicide, if any of these are triggers to you, please don't read. Chapters that contain these triggers will have a warning at the beginning. You have been warned. Note: this story was originally meant to be adapted into a comic, and so it is written in a more roleplay-like form because of this. Unfortunately as this is no longer possible, here is the finished story from 2017. I wrote this with my friend who I'm no longer able to contact, but it made me sad to see all our hard work gather dust. So here's the 400+ page story we wrote together during the month of November. Updates every Friday, the story is already completed so don't worry about it being stopped half-way.