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We've Gotta Stop Doing This

SirPopeGlitterTits

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Parts 6
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Reads 108
Votes 4
Parts 6
Time 2h 4m

SirPopeGlitterTits

Mature

Another stand alone for All Rise. And another slash fic-Albert Campbell/Jonas Laski, except this one's not so kid friendly. At all. 

Porn with feelings and a teeny, tiny bit of plot. Something that just popped up in my brain one ill-fated Friday morning and wouldn't fuck off.

Sorrryyyyyyy ;)All Rights Reserved

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