Bill Clinton and the Legendary Wiener
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High fiving his fellow chefs, Obama turned to look out the window at the rival burger joint. "Republicans..." he spat, clenching his fist angrily. "They're stealing all our customers!"
Clinton smirked and laid a hand on his shoulder.
"Not for long," he said quietly, tilting his head in contemplation. "I have a plan."
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