Harry Potter randomness I found on my phone.
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This is just a book of random Harry Potter things I found on my phone.
From Memes to quotes.
Everything Harry Potter is found within this book so please enjoy it.
If I repeat any I'm sorry
DISCLAIMER:
I do not own Harry Potter! It all belongs to JK Rowling
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"Yn is everything I'm not" Suddenly the girl who was once forgotten by everybody, was suddenly wanted by everybody. You, the girl who was described to have every boy magically wrapped around your finger, finally had enough. Or did you bottle it all up until somebody asked? Or did somebody ask? In the end, you have to act fine to be fine, besides, you're every boy at Hogwarts dream girl. Who could ask for more? The only thing you truly want is to know where and who your mum is and if she's safe. The question you and your dad have been asking your whole life. Will you find her? Or, will she find you?..
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