The Villainess (COMPLETED)

"Here's the thing. I'm a nice person. So if I'm a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why. I used to be a people person but people ruined that for me. I have no time for me. I have no time for your negative bullshit. If people are trying to bring you down, it means you're above them."

Get in loser. We're going shopping.
Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism.
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by me.

This is a story of my life. Me being the antagonist of the entire universe. Haha! Brace yourself!