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Drop-Dead In Love

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Kat Donovan is at the lowest point of her life: she didn't get her promotion, she's never dated a decent man ever, and she's pretty sure she just spent a few thousand bucks drowning her sorrows in a Vegas strip club.

The cherry on top? It's also the last day of her life.

Death's at her door, figuratively and literally. One of Hell's Punishers is coming to take her away, to an afterlife full of torture and torment. But of course, with the help of some miracles and her ever-steady fighting spirit, she manages to escape its sneaky clutches.

And that's how Kat discovers that the Punisher is not anywhere close to what she thought it is.

First off, the Punisher is actually the most drop-dead gorgeous guy Kat's ever seen. Two, the 'miracles' that saved her life are not miracles, but clues to the mystery of her origin, to which the Punisher holds the answers. Three, due to some unfortunate events,  their paths are now intertwined-for better and (mostly) for worse. And four, their wacky adventures might just open the secrets of life, the wonders of existence, and the endless possibilities of love. . . .All Rights Reserved

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