In this story, Stephen, Hosuh, and Daniel are living together in a cabin in the woods. One day, a baby is dropped on their doorstep with nothing but a note and a blanket. What will they do when Hosuh wants to keep the kid? Will they be able to successfully parent a child, or will she be taken away from them. They name her, Elizabeth Stephanie Lim. Features "Uncle" Jay, who doesn't understand why you can't just take other people's children to spend the afternoon with him without their parent's permission; Aunt Ann, who's the only person in the family Elizabeth can talk to about dating without getting a knife threat to the boy; Uncle Gavin, who's honestly just there for the food; Sheltering Hosuh, who just wants his daughter to remain uncorrupted by her insane family; Bad Influence, But Still Overprotective Stephen, who doesn't want her to date until she's twenty; And Daniel, who's general attitude of this whole situation is, "Why me?". Watch as chaos insues as these three disasters try to keep a child alive and healthy. Whoever ends up dating her had better watch his back. Some other characters that I haven't mentioned might appear too. Bring your own knives!