The Nato Conference He Didn't Expect
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I am truly hoping and praying anyone who is close to me doesnt read this story. This is a satire that I wrote.
Justin Trudeau (yes, prime minister of Canada) finds himself in a rather stressful situation at the Nato conference. Will Boris Johnson (prime minister of the UK), be able to cheer him up?
WARNING: THIS FANFICTION CONTAINS EXTREME NSFW THEMES, DO NOT READ WHILE EATING OR IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH. THIS ALSO CONTAINS MATERIAL THAT MAY BE TRIGGERING OR OFFENSIVE , READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
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