REWRITTEN/EDITED VERSION
I shouldn't have been walking around alone at night.
I shouldn't have stopped and watch the obviously deranged man set the building on fire.
And I sure of hell shouldn't have swung a plank of wood into his face.
If I hadn't then maybe, just maybe, I wouldn't have been kidnapped by the world's most evil super villain.
Maybe I wouldn't be wishing that he wasn't completely crazy, and that he wasn't working on some insane evil plan, that he was normal.
Wishing he would, I don't know, take me to the movies, hold my hand in public, or even stop dropping me from high buildings.
You know normal, cute couple shit.
Instead he's too busy robbing people, laughing while I'm put in dangerous situations, and murdering people with pebbles. Unnatural shit!
Maybe if I had just minded my own business and kept walking, I wouldn't be having whiplash, trying to figure out what this man is going to do next.
One minute he's saving me, the next he's threatening to shove a lightning bolt up my ass. He's everything I hate, and yet, there's something about him I can't shake.
He's awful but different. Malicious and difficult, but passionate and caring. Sometimes. Rarely. But it's still there.
He's up to something, something terrible, but we've collided sending us both on a path we never thought we'd take.
Nothing will ever be the same for either of us, but we are officially bound together in a disturbing way, forcing the both of us to rely on one another.
He doesn't trust me, and I can't stop staring at his ass.
If I had kept walking, I wouldn't be questioning everything I've ever known about him, and myself.
And God forbid, I wouldn't be loving a villain.All Rights Reserved