UM: an Anthology, I Guess

A collection of random short stories I had lying around/wrote for some reason. Most will be garbage because I spent like 1-2 hours on each one. Most will be sci-fi, though some fantasy might appear later. There's also some weird stories, like Stronk, so...
I'm so sorry for the torture you're about to be put through.
This will also contain short backstories for each story. Of course, this won't include every short story I ever wrote. Just the ones I can tolerate the world seeing. Some are so terrible no one should ever see them.

Alternate title: The Trash Collection

Note: writing with a trackpad is really hard, so my already awful handwriting became even worse in the cover. Sorry? (Not really.)