Huff and Puff
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Cigarette addicted Charlotte Crow was once just a normal, poor, orphaned street kid. Who am I kidding? She was a genius who was always atttacting trouble. Even now as a crooked free lance detective catching the bad guys and taking names the not so legal way, she still manages to get into loads of trouble. Add a hot shot thief who is responsible for stealing a priceless golden egg from the 1700's and a series of murders and you got yourself a fucking disaster. At least you get to smoke right?
"I'd call you a dick but ur not real enough, so I think I'll stick with dildo." -Calico Jax
"Bitch please, your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory!" -Charlotte Crow
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