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Expired Lemons

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"You kinda remind me of the ocean." "Is it because in the shallow parts I'm 90% newts?" "What?"
This is some trash I wrote as a joke to make fun of all the writing out here on Wattpad.  Join awkward Spatula and sensual Hitchhiker as they go through the struggles of life, the universe, and everything.Seluruh Hak Cipta Dilindungi Undang-Undang

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