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Expired Lemons

Hermoinehair3000

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LECTURES 5
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Chapitres 1
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Hermoinehair3000

"You kinda remind me of the ocean." "Is it because in the shallow parts I'm 90% newts?" "What?"
This is some trash I wrote as a joke to make fun of all the writing out here on Wattpad.  Join awkward Spatula and sensual Hitchhiker as they go through the struggles of life, the universe, and everything.Tous Droits Réservés

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Night at the Bar
mer., juil. 15, 2020

1 chapitre

Night at the Bar
mer., juil. 15, 2020

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