Expired Lemons
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"You kinda remind me of the ocean." "Is it because in the shallow parts I'm 90% newts?" "What?"
This is some trash I wrote as a joke to make fun of all the writing out here on Wattpad. Join awkward Spatula and sensual Hitchhiker as they go through the struggles of life, the universe, and everything.
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