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God I'm handsome

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Reads 144
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Parts 2
Time <5 mins

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Category is: the only man who deserves rights.

*trigger warning because I'm kind of nice: every chapter has a dark joke*All Rights Reserved

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𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖆𝖙𝖙𝖑𝖊 𝖔𝖋 𝖑'𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖌 - a dream smp fanfic by CasualLattice25

"𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞'𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖊𝖑𝖑 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖔𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙." Woohoo here we go bois. This is going to be my romanticized version of the L'Manburg War. Not all details will be accurate because it is a fanFICTION and I want to make it more dramatic. This will take place in the Minecraft world with their Minecraft personas. The story will include the Dream Team, Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, and many more. Also I will be making a LOT of Hamilton references sooo.... brace yourselves. War is never black and white. This story will be told on all sides. Cover art NOT BY ME!! By milknkookies in her story of tonight animatic. Go check her out she's an amazing artist!!! I don't own any of the characters either- respekt to all the YouTubers mentioned. I am strictly using their MINECRAFT personas tho. Started: August 9th? Not sure..... I know it was before the Sad-ist animatic came out.... Completed: 8/30/2020 #1 in Eret 9/3/2020 20k reads on 9/23/2020 tysm <3 30k reads on 10/4/2020 pogggg 40k reads 10/23/2020 is this a coincidence that i keep getting it on the 23rd- 50k reads 11/19/2020 poggers 60k reads 1/14/2021 noice

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