Number Two isn't here. Number Three isn't here. Number Four isn't here. Number Five isn't here. Number Six isn't here. Number Seven isn't here. So why is Number One still here? (If you possess half a brain, which I know that you would have both possession of your brains, I don't own Umbrella Academy, it belongs to Gerard Way. Also this would be different than the comics/TV series, but it's a fanfic, I can do whatever I want with it.) Warning! This fanfic contains: Curse words Murder Blood Violence