MEMEVERSE
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- Parts 8
Ongoing<5 mins
Last published Sun, Jul 19, 2020
Random stuff I find. Some are funny, cute or savage
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i published this last year and i'm putting it back up because why not 🤝 also im not fixing any typos or editing the story anymore so anyone can rewrite this if they want -lowercase intended - 1800-DNLI © 2021Complete
𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐲 |✔️
"Can I ask you a question?" Alexander says looking me in the eyes while laying back and holding a blunt. "Mhm, ask away.." I replied curiously, focusing on him. "Are you a virgin?" He says looking me in the eyes. I gulped surprised at the question he just gave me. I nod innocently knowing I'm already blushin' "Yes.." I Answer, "Ye ye." He smirked sitting back inhaling his blunt. I raise my eyebrow confused then he looks back at me. "You can't be a virgin." He says staring at me. "..And why's that?" I question. "Sweetheart, you just walked past me and I'm already hard." I bite my bottom lip, "don't do that.." he trails, eyes dark. "Why.." I say looking him deep in the eyes seeing him tense up. "It does things to me..." he starts, "what things?" I say innocently, He then moves closer to me, takes my hand and puts it on his rock hard dick. I widen my eyes. He comes closer and I could feel his hot breath on my neck, then whispers in my ear, "Bad things..." ••• ⚠️mature content⚠️ ⚠️smut warning⚠️ Finished: 5th September, 2021 <3Complete
JOKES QUOTES AND PUNZ
well the title says it all. These are a few jokes, puns, and weird facts I've heard, read, ect. So enjoy :DComplete
☆ 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐆𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐬|ˢˣˢ☆
𝙶𝚡𝙶 𝙾𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚜 #𝟸 𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 [𝟷𝟸/𝟸𝟼/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺] #𝟷 𝚘𝚗 𝙼𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚢𝚖𝚎 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 [𝟷𝟸/𝟸𝟽/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺] #𝟷 𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚏𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 [𝟷𝟸/𝟸𝟽/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺] #𝟷 𝚘𝚗 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚋𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 [𝟷𝟸/𝟹𝟶/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺] #𝟷 𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔 [𝟶𝟷/𝟶𝟸/𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟺]![[✔︎] 𝙿𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 - 𝑠𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑠𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑦𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑖](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/241265150-256-k228981.jpg)
[✔︎] 𝙿𝙾𝙿𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙲𝙷𝙴𝚁𝚁𝙸𝙴𝚂 - 𝑠𝑎𝑘𝑢𝑠𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑦𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑖
☏ 𝐏𝐎𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒 . 𝐚 𝐒𝐚𝐤𝐮𝐬𝐚 𝐊𝐢𝐲𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐢 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲... ✔︎ ⇨ ミ★ 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 a rather embarrassing misent sext, Y/N starts an unexpected new chapter in her life... One that includes a beautiful curly headed ravenette, and a relationship fueled by lust, sex, and is supposed to be no strings attached. ミ★ 𝐇𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐑... things get more and more confusing, when Y/N starts to fall hard. She starts thinking about what would happen if she were to actually date kiyoomi. ミ★ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐍... just when things are starting to look up, and Y/N feels like things might actually be going somewhere, Kiyoomi ends things abruptly... ⇨ 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐒 & 𝐏𝐋𝐎𝐓 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎: -𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘𝐗𝐑𝐄𝐃- 𝐃𝐎 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐏𝐘, 𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐀𝐋, 𝐎𝐑 𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐘 𝐀𝐈 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐓𝐒. 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐒 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓, 𝐄𝐆: 𝐒𝐄𝐗, 𝐋𝐎𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓. 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐈𝐒 𝐀 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘.Complete
The Sex God's Trilogy
"You have no fucking idea how long I've been wanting to do this." He started with my heals as he kneeled between my legs. He removed the right one first dragging it out as he grazed my foot with his fingertips. The next one came off and my breath hitched as his gaze trained on the soaking wet spot between my legs. "Do you wax or shave?" "Wax." My voice was quiet making sure to mind my vocabulary. His intake of breath followed by his hands trailing up and up until it reached the zipper of my dress. Unzipping me he stood up to tug the dress off me to fall on the floor. My white lacy set of borrowed lingerie were fully exposed to him now and he was taking his time to look me over. As if I was some prized possession he's always wanted. He undid the white bra making my breasts bounce. "Spread your legs for me." ********* Rose Chase, dedicated med student had her entire life planned out. Until the day she walked into her apartment to find her boyfriend fucking her guy best friend. Devastated and questioning her own sexiness she rushes in the club with a vendetta a world now knew who she was.. Mason Coldwell, spoiled rotten sex god and ex friend of Rose Chase. Going out one night for a night of fun after revealing Rose's identity to the world. He goes out to a club to alleviate the old scars Rose opened up and to his surprise finds the very virgin Rose in his bed in the morning. At least she WAS a virgin. Who would have thought, the man she thought to be her demise, might be her salvation. (Mature scenes 18+ recommended to read) Highest rating #2 in romcom. ;)Complete
i published this last year and i'm putting it back up because why not 🤝 also im not fixing any typos or editing the story anymore so anyone can rewrite this if they want -lowercase intended - 1800-DNLI © 2021
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