SCOOTER ORANGEWOOD AND THE ALIENS....AN ECO DYSTOPIAN FANTASY NOVEL

A TEENAGE PUNK ROCK GODDESS AND SEX WORKER IMPULSIVELY HOPS A FREIGHT TRAIN AND ENDS UP SMASHING CAPITALISM WITH THE HELP OF TRANS-GENDERED ELVIS IMPERSONATORS (THE BLUE SUEDE TOOLS) AND MAHATMA POTATO TURTLE, A SHAMANIC FIGURE INVOLVED IN TREE SITTING IN OREGON TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT....THEY ALL MEET THE ALIENS FROM SIRIUS AND RECEIVE THEIR HELP IN BANISHING GENETICALLY ALTERED FOODS FROM PLANET EARTH.