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Of Hooch And Hospitality

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Summary: AU-Everyone Lives. A celebratory banquet to thank the allies of Erebor after the Battle of Five Armies goes slightly(very) awry. Maybe Thranduil shouldn't have commented that dwarves were just drunken ruffians...

A/N: In gratitude for Vala 411's very kind birthday present (my precious) of a story about Hiccuping dwarves, I may have volunteered to treat her to some drunken elves. I take no responsibility for any consequences or elvish embarrassment. And I may have got carried away...feels crept in...and a conga line...

Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. Film rights remain with New Line Cinema.All Rights Reserved

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Of Hooch and Hospitality
Fri, Jun 5, 2020

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