Summary: AU-Everyone Lives. A celebratory banquet to thank the allies of Erebor after the Battle of Five Armies goes slightly(very) awry. Maybe Thranduil shouldn't have commented that dwarves were just drunken ruffians... A/N: In gratitude for Vala 411's very kind birthday present (my precious) of a story about Hiccuping dwarves, I may have volunteered to treat her to some drunken elves. I take no responsibility for any consequences or elvish embarrassment. And I may have got carried away...feels crept in...and a conga line... Disclaimer: The Hobbit was written by JRR Tolkien. Film rights remain with New Line Cinema.