SCPs but now with 20% more existential dread

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Parts 18
Time 49m

Reads 2,505
Votes 121
Parts 18
Time 49m

Welcome to SCP, where we have critical tomatoes and melty masks. 
    I'm your guide for today. Have fun, don't touch that, Seriously Don't Touch That If You Value Your Life, and yeah.
    
    I change the description every once in a while, so try to remember the basics:
    - you do NOT recognise the bodies in the water, you hear me?
    - if I contact you about unsolicited memes, do not worry. that's just my evil clone.
    - we are having none of that 'bigger on the inside' nonsense
    - logical arguments are recommended 
    
    SCP doesn't belong to me, and never will
    It's too much power.
    
    i literally dont want to look at this anymore lmaoCreative Commons (CC) Attribution

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Welcome to SCP, where we have critical tomatoes and melty masks. 
    I'm your guide for today. Have fun, don't touch that, Seriously Don't Touch That If You Value Your Life, and yeah.
    
    I change the description every once in a while, so try to remember the basics:
    - you do NOT recognise the bodies in the water, you hear me?
    - if I contact you about unsolicited memes, do not worry. that's just my evil clone.
    - we are having none of that 'bigger on the inside' nonsense
    - logical arguments are recommended 
    
    SCP doesn't belong to me, and never will
    It's too much power.
    
    i literally dont want to look at this anymore lmao

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