SCPs but now with 20% more existential dread

SCPs but now with 20% more existential dread

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Welcome to SCP, where we have critical tomatoes and melty masks. I'm your guide for today. Have fun, don't touch that, Seriously Don't Touch That If You Value Your Life, and yeah. I change the description every once in a while, so try to remember the basics: - you do NOT recognise the bodies in the water, you hear me? - if I contact you about unsolicited memes, do not worry. that's just my evil clone. - we are having none of that 'bigger on the inside' nonsense - logical arguments are recommended SCP doesn't belong to me, and never will It's too much power. i literally dont want to look at this anymore lmao

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