Not A Fan

Unlike every other girl aged 6-25 I am not a crazed fan obsessed with One Direction, nor am I a cougar who is after them. Hell, I don't even like them! To me they're just a bunch of rich sluts who coincidentally can sing.

It's hard going about your day when all you hear is "One Direction this" "One Direction that" "HARRY GIVE ME YOUR GRAVY!" It's even harder when your sister is one of those obsessive fans who just so happened to be going to their signing, concert, AND meeting them backstage. And guess who's being forced to go with her. That's right me, unfortunately.

Me being the bold and blunt bitch I am, decided to express my opinion while the boys just so happen to be around. I then find myself going on countless adventures with the boys of One Direction. Too bad nothing will ever convince me that they're anything more than some boy band. I will NEVER be a fan.