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I wrote this when I was drunk. The extent to which I was inebriated shall henceforth not be discussed. As an essential disclaimer, I do not own any of the characters, brands, places, or things discussed in this story. Of course, hopefully you already knew that one cannot own a human for a human is already owned by themselves. Although, if Marthe Woertman, Harry Styles, or Shrek do not own themselves I am entirely willing to campaign for their freedom. I am also deeply sorry to the above should they ever come across this literary masterpiece. Which would be tragic. A complete and utter disaster. Anyways this is a story about love of the not at all heterosexual variety. While there are disturbing mentions of previous heterosexuality it is not discussed at length or in detail. Also if you came to this story seeking Harry Styles or Shrek, while they are both key characters, it is mostly about Marthe Woertman and an entirely fictional girl who is simply pining for a hot, tall, dutch, Leo. I also wouldn't read this if you have any standards at all. I warn you, it is Hallmark Christmas Movie/Wattpad Fanfic crossover and simply should not exist. It is not rated mature because it does not have...y'know...the canoodling? the hickory dickory dock? the secret touchy thing? in it because it does not. I rated it that way because I did not, and I shall repeat, I did not proof read this at all. Also I don't really know anything about Marthe Woertman. Or Amsterdam. This will be wildly inaccurate in every respect. I just got crunk, was watching tiktoks, and I decided that I really like the woman's cheek bones and accent and astrological sign so the next time I got crunk I wrote an entire novel. Also Harry Styles and Shrek are both villains. Sorry.Public Domain

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Runespoor: Stronger Together by KM_Osiria2565

- A Hogwarts Legacy Fanfiction - A runespoor is a three-headed snake that stood six to seven feet long; each head served a different purpose: the left - the planner, deciding where to go and what to do, the middle - the dreamer, their mind always daydreaming and imagining things, and the right - the critic, judging both the left and middle heads in their actions and decisions. It won't live long without each other; they're stronger together. - Emelia and Ominis have grown much closer since their Fifth Year and are now halfway through their sixth and things have been in a few words: uneventful and quiet. They've been studying in preparation for their upcoming N.E.W.T.'s, facing vivid nightmares and recollections of the past, and of course, countless school dramas, but when Sebastian Sallow returns from where he can only describe is worse than Hell, it's anything but quiet. As the diamond trio slowly get reacquainted, they'll go on unexpected adventures, fight off against enemies: old and new, while feeling the pressures of their Sixth Year, each one of them having something to prove - both to themselves and to each other. In the process, they'll learn new things about each other that may either bring them closer together or tear them apart. Either way, their bonds are changing into something beyond just a simple relationship. ***Disclaimer: All characters in this are completely fictional - aged up; this is purely for entertaining purposes and what the writer thinks would've happened after Hogwarts Legacy. The publisher doesn't own any photos or music and the information within is based on what they've researched. Inspired by books and gameplay.*** SLYTHERIN X SLYTHERIN X SLYTHERIN ***WARNING: MATURE. This story will contain profanity, sexual content, smut, mental health problems such as self-harm, torture, blood and violence. Please read at your own risk*** *This is my first novel I'm attempting, so apologies for the errors!* THANK YOU & ENJOY!!! =)

Papillon (Prince Harry) by eva1758

Eveline Delamane is currently speeding through life at 15 wtf's per hour. Most evenings are spend with three bottles of gin and two of her best mates. Hangovers were friendly reminders that at the age of twenty five, everyone had to take care of themselves. She's always the one getting into trouble at bars, not being able to hold back her tongue for five seconds. The things that matter in Evee's life: having a good laugh and her career. The children at the hospital were the reason she survived her hangovers four times a week. They always knew how to put a smile on her face, after four cups of coffee that is. When one day, Eveline stumbles upon a world-famous ginger at work, things just don't go as smoothly as usual. Through her black eye, hangover and sarcastic wit, she doesn't seem to recognize one particular prince. What was Ed Sheeran doing at the hospital anyways? ----------------- This is a work of fiction that was written and finished before The Duke and Duchess of Sussex met one another. I choose every aspect of this story because that's what I liked at the time. The similarities are scary and pure coincidence. It freaked me out at the time too (I wrote it first, they decided to live it later- or I was just good at guessing what would happen if H got married). This is a mature story, there's cursing and lemons. English is not my native language. I was 23 when I wrote this, there are some typos. The later chapters are written better and get more detailed. THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. Seriously, I'm sorry H. Please don't ever read this.

Wicked by anonymouswriter1200

It has been made abundantly clear to me that you're all here for Marthe content. I shall not be the one to stand in your way and in fact feel that I must wholeheartedly encourage you in your endeavors. It is for this reason that I am once again a little tipsy and back on Wattpad to give the people what they want. I want to make obvious that this story does not in any way reflect Marthe Woertman's own personality, nor is it an accurate depiction of her as a person, it is just a story. I would apologize, but I think that we all know by now that I am not at all, even in the slightest, apologetic. I, once again, have not edited this at all. Wattpad says I'm droning again and is about to cut me off so summary will be the first chapter hah ALSO YES I DID INDEED CHANGE THE TITLE OF THIS STORY AFTER ALREADY PUBLISHING IT PLEASE DO NOT COME FOR ME AND MY UNREGULATED LOVE FOR WICKED

Intent [Wattys 2017] by ccalianese

How can I, Emma Parker, possibly fall into the arms of my best friend, Harry Styles, if I can't even tell him the most crucial and defining parts of my past? Lina, my other best friend seems to think that he and I are meant to be together. Could she be right? I just want an escape, from the nightmares, from the memories, from the fear and if anyone can help me it would be him. But I'm scared. I know it's all Harry wants, to be there for me and I know he's the key to my serenity if only I can muster up the courage to let him in. ***** |"Emma?" Someone said tapping me on the shoulder and derailing my train of thought. Weird, how did he know my name, I hadn't even talked to anyone yet, I barely spoke to the women giving out the welcome portfolios. Who on Gods green planet could know me here? It couldn't be Lina, she was most definitely still flirting with the boy at the desk and at any rate it was a man standing behind me. Turning around and taking my first look at him there was something familiar about him. It was the boy Lina had hand picked for me to date just a few moments before. Maybe it was meant to be I internally laughed at myself, fat chance. But there was something else about the tall boy with soft brown curls shaping his face, defined cheekbones, and piercing green eyes staring down at me. He had to be more than a random boy from across the room but what was it? Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. Those eyes had haunted me for years. Green globes that I hadn't seen in what, nine years? It couldn't be could it? Was it really him. "Harry?" | *** (This is my first time doing this so bear with me. Thanks! All the love, C) Harry Styles AU // This story has nothing to do with Harry Styles. His physical traits are used but nothing more. // This is fiction. Thoughts and feelings of characters don't represent mine or others. Please remember that. // Includes mature scenes without warning. // All Rights Reserved ©ccalianese 2016

Days In The Sun by RocketGenie

Once upon a time in the hidden heart of France, a handsome young prince lived in a beautiful castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the prince was selfish, spoiled, and unkind. He had an entire army of servants there to attend to his every need, most of which were there since his childhood. The prince nearly hated his staff, even when they'd done nothing wrong - and were only trying to meet his needs. One night, during one of the Prince's courting events - a special type of ball, where dozens of young woman would dress up and dance with the prince, in an attempt to win over his heart and become queen to the Kingdom - An uninvited guest arrived. It was a poor, shivering, elderly woman seeking shelter from the bitter winter storm. Repulsed by her haggard appearance, the prince dismissed the woman. As a gift, the old woman offered the prince a single rose, but when he dismissed her again, the woman's outer appearance melted away. Only to reveal a beautiful enchantress. The prince begged for forgiveness, but it was too late - for she could see there was no love in his heart. The enchantress cursed the prince, transforming him into a hideous beast - and if he was unable to learn to love another, and earn their love in return by the time the last petal from the rose she offered had fallen, he would remain a beast forever. But the enchantress also placed the curse upon his innocent castle staff, who were transformed into antiques; suffering for the prince's mistake(s) in small, rusting, metallic bodies. Life was hard enough for the staff, but now - it was unbearable. ~ This story will go through the staff's struggles before, DURING, and after they were cursed. It will also fill plot holes and extend the ending of Beauty And The Beast. A majority of this story is a prequel, and will fall into a bit of a sequel as well, so I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it!

My Ex-Stepfather by shyla_stories

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Perfect Fate ✔ (Moved To Inkitt) by fanoshkaflippo

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