Faze 1, The Jew is in Place.

South Park is no way mine, the cover is not mine nor is the ship.

I just thought I'd make this because all the other fanfics about kyman are too short, discontinued or the characters are just too ooc.

I'll try to get spelling and grammar right. And I'll try make a good, compelling fanfic in the process too.

Also, I've never watched the show, but I know the main cast. And Butters. I know some of the stuff that happens, but I'm sorry if I get some stuff wrong. Also since I'm new to the show, there will be little episode references.

(Edit: Okay I've maybe probably quite possibly binged watched South Park and there will be more references.)