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Funniest Drunk Texts

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Reads 114
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Parts 9
Time <5 mins

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Drunk texts are those funny, weird, stupid, buggy, and pointless text messages drunk people send to their partners, exes or friends. If you have an alcoholic friend, you might have recieved a few of them already! 

As you know, a person temporarily loses common sense and ability to think wisely under the influence of alcohol. The result of texting can be pretty dangerous or completely hilarious. Drunk texts are really funny, and this is the reason why they are famous on the internet. Many people like reading and sharing such funny texts. Do you want to read some as well? Check these funny drunk texts that make you LOL!All Rights Reserved

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1 AM Therapy | ✔ by sierrathescribe

❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in love. But sometimes, God likes to fuck it up a bit. Just for shits and giggles. ---------- Copyright © 2018 by Sierra Soriano. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

Baka-chan!! ✓ by babygubs

*Written when I was younger. Not edited. Read at your own risk* "Baka-chan!" A lot of cute yet weird stuff will go on in this story, some baka friends may jump off a cliff, go to a bar and be "drunk", make fun of themselves, and do stuff friends do. Not only are they stupid and joke around a lot, but they also care for each other. They'll be there for their friends, whenever they need help. Read on to see the adventures that Rain and her friends go through!!

Drunk Texting Dinah/you by Dinahs_Hansen

Drunk text measages was something you had never experienced before. Could it possibly change your life? Read to find out!

"BACK TO ME 🤭" (+18) by MuiruriMwangi

It's trusting her no matter what.Those heartwarming night texts that lights the soul.Its when you mess up and she is mad at you and all you can do is cling to her and apologise.Its when you see him and you smile immediately.Its when you wake up and see her besides you that makes you feel like the luckiest man on the planet.It is when you act like a child and you feel comfortable around him because he'll not judge you for anything.Its absolute love I share to you!!! When one is finally loved,he realizes what he has been missing!!!.The story is about love that develops naturally between two people and triumph the challenge(s) facing it.It gets interesting as you proceed reading. Disclaimer:The book contain romance and scenes of erotica!!! Please don't copy my work.It took me a lot of time creating the story and editing it,just respect this fact!!!! You can invite me to write a scene in your story if you consider that I'm worth doing it. 🤭

Sunshine | ✓ by AlwaysLostInWords

It was a prank gone wrong... ...But it brought them closer. "No James, I'm really sorry. Please, Please don't leave me. I know I should've listened to what you had to say. Instead I'm in the middle of nowhere balling my eyes out. Please don't leave me, I love you." *sniffle* "..." "J-James?" "..." "You l-love me too, right?" "..." "James?" *sniffle* "I do?" "Oh James, I love you. I-I'm coming to yours right now, we can work this out. Love you." *beep* "Fuck" *It does contains some swearing*

PHONE IN THE GRASS by ViktorPortugalov

A real amazing story in a humorous spirit about lovers of communication on the phone. And what happened to them at that time - one was eaten by a tiger, the other was hit by a car.

Texts • jb by wondermxlum

*you have 1 new message* when a girl get's dared to drunk text a random number, which happens to be justin bieber's. -------- this book is literally all over the place, but hope you all still enjoy it

text messages {#1} | ✓ by Miraaaaculous

-1 new text message- Unknown Number: hey Me: this isn't an online chatting app, where did you get my number? Unknown Number: *hey :) (hi i wrote this when i was 14 lol) ©since 2015 | miracle

fuck boy ; by camelcrush

Texting the wrong number can be a curse. Texting the wrong number can be a gift, too. (All rights reserved) | muri3lll + 2016

Behind The Screen [COMPLETE] by crocodiletears_

It's not everyday you hear that your best friend's in a coma. Imagine waking up one morning after spending the night with her, only to discover that she's hit her head and won't be waking up any time soon. Yeah, not exactly the best of feelings. • • • A story told through text messages. Inspired by 100 Voicemails, written by BookgirlingMoments. Highest ranking: #819 in Short Story • 05/10/2017 Behind The Screen. Copyright © June 2017. All Rights Reserved.

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1 AM Therapy | ✔

❝Sure, whatever helps you sleep at night.❞ ❝That would be you.❞ ❝You're a smooth motherfucker, aren't you?❞ In which Nico desperately needs advice and finds a payphone, but he has nobody to call. And then the payphone rings. And Nico answers. And over a series of phone calls with a witty, feisty female, Nico falls in love. But sometimes, God likes to fuck it up a bit. Just for shits and giggles. ---------- Copyright © 2018 by Sierra Soriano. All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.