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Funniest Drunk Texts

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Reads 96
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Parts 9
Time <5 mins

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Drunk texts are those funny, weird, stupid, buggy, and pointless text messages drunk people send to their partners, exes or friends. If you have an alcoholic friend, you might have recieved a few of them already! 

As you know, a person temporarily loses common sense and ability to think wisely under the influence of alcohol. The result of texting can be pretty dangerous or completely hilarious. Drunk texts are really funny, and this is the reason why they are famous on the internet. Many people like reading and sharing such funny texts. Do you want to read some as well? Check these funny drunk texts that make you LOL!All Rights Reserved

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