One Loooooong Car Ride ;)

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Ok so this is my first story you people probably hate it already but i dont really care. Now this was a collaboration with irl frendo @BookBoi205 (they came up either title btw) now you should go follow her or i will annihilate your family not even joking.

This is was a late night pre-shower (i never did take that shower) role-play turned into 50 Shades of wtf

A story based on our actual relationship (that ended in failure) and our actual personalities. 
This is a joke btw or is it?All Rights Reserved

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